Tim Tam Slam

You have to try this!  Shaila called it the Tim Tam Slam, here is what you do.

1. Go to the store and find a cookie called Tim Tam, see the picture below.  The chocolate Creme would be the best.  Make sure you have milk too. 
2. Go home and get ready, usually this would involve changing into sweats and a t-shirt for best results.
3. Get a large saucer, a shallow wide mouth cup would work as well but anything deep not so much
4. Pour milk into the saucer and here is the most important part, lick the milk and meow like a cat!
5. Verify you have completed step 4 completely before proceeding or the this will not work.
6. Open the package of Tim Tams and take a cookie, bite the corners off the cookie diagonal from each other.  Try and eat as little of the cookie as possible
7. put one corner in your mouth and the other corner in the milk, now suck!  
8. you should be able to suck milk through the cookie like a straw.  This is like an Oreo on steroids.
9. Eat the whole cookie and repeat. until the whole package of cookies are gone and the milk is lapped up.  

Tips

• Do this with a significant other for best results and the most fun
• Do NOT forget to meow like a cat, without this step you will just be eating another cookie.
• Watch Wipeout while doing this for an even better belly workout.
• Get two packages of Tim Tams you will want to keep eating

Special Thanks to Shaila for he directions and tips.  Without her this would not have been possible.